
Love the two earings.....go vote for Trump again you whore.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 74 | July 10, 2021 3:41 PM |
How many times are you guys gonna post this? He doesn’t even look good in the pics
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 2, 2021 3:49 PM |
The desperation is starting early.
I hadn't expected the rehab story until 2022, but looking like Christmas at this rate.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 2, 2021 3:49 PM |
Apparently, he's now realized that "hot" body among straight folk and "hot" among gay folk are two different things entirely, so has taken steps accordingly.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 3 | July 2, 2021 3:52 PM |
Why is it that the only openly gay figures the media respects are MAGAts? There are plenty of non deplorables to give support to.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 2, 2021 3:54 PM |
r4 exactly. Why are we lifting him up? Let Dee Dee Plorable gawk over him.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 2, 2021 3:57 PM |
Meh. I still like him better than Aaron Schock.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 2, 2021 3:58 PM |
Meh, but I would be glad to have some of his lesser quality shit rubbed on me if he has the time.
Colton- call me.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 2, 2021 3:59 PM |
What is that scent Colton wears? Is is the unmistakable aroma of Famewhore by Calvin Klein?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 2, 2021 4:01 PM |
If he does vote for Trump. He's dead to me, as is the newly out football player. Nothing worse than gay Trumpers.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 2, 2021 4:09 PM |
Those "naked" photos aren't even as risqué as photos posted every day by Instahos, porn stars and other reality-turned-porn stars.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 10 | July 2, 2021 4:24 PM |
Was just about to say the same thing, r10.
I’ve seen more risqué photos on billboards in Time Square.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 2, 2021 4:26 PM |
[quote]Meh. I still like him better than Aaron Schock.
I believe that's the inverse of bad to worse.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 2, 2021 4:26 PM |
R3 he looks better there than now
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 2, 2021 4:28 PM |
OP you are worse than Hitler.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 2, 2021 4:32 PM |
He’s fugly.
Maybe in a cage with a hood he’d be fuckable. Interesting though… no ass shots. Flat ass?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 2, 2021 4:43 PM |
[quote] He’s fugly.
please post a pic of yourself sir, if this man is fugly, you must be Adonis himself
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 2, 2021 5:09 PM |
Wait how do we know he voted for trump? I know with NASSIB all proof point to it. What’s out there about Colton?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 4, 2021 12:03 PM |
Do you think they purposely posed him like a primate?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 4, 2021 12:07 PM |
How long before he starts showing up in private party videos with Aaron Schock?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 4, 2021 12:08 PM |
He's the definition of stupid hunk. I'd love to meet him and fuck him.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 4, 2021 12:10 PM |
[quote]Human shit stain Colton Underwood goes naked for photoshoot
They just don't make "naked" like they used to.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 4, 2021 12:12 PM |
Is he still searching for the BATHHOUSE BANDIT?....Surely an alleged stalker like Colton can find him?....Theory = Maybe Colton couldn't afford the entrance fee at the bathhouse and came up with the extortion angle to get a refund?...Some fun theories on which "gay spa" he went to---in the LINK.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 25 | July 4, 2021 12:22 PM |
He's hot--that's about it. Dime a dozen. NEXT.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 4, 2021 12:59 PM |
Dump the earrings. Colton looks like a used up gay porn star.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 4, 2021 1:03 PM |
I'd love him to sit on my face
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 4, 2021 1:50 PM |
The name “Colton” is too dreadful. Make it go away.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 4, 2021 1:56 PM |
r14 did you see all the shots - he is naked in some holding his jeans in front of his junk. It's still naked. If there was cock shots I woud have said. Relax Francis
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 4, 2021 2:57 PM |
I hate when they call unclothed photoshoots that show nothing "naked" photoshoots. He doesn't even show ass for crying out loud.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 4, 2021 3:40 PM |
R34 considering his fanbase is 13 yo straight girls, better not
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 4, 2021 3:43 PM |
That headline was uncalled for. Calling him a shit stain.
You sound twisted and very bitter OP.
What has made you so obviously jealous of him?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 4, 2021 3:48 PM |
I'd eat his dirty pooper .
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 4, 2021 3:57 PM |
Do you think he timed his "workout goals" with his coming out?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 4, 2021 4:56 PM |
R40 NO. Nothing was calculated
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 4, 2021 4:59 PM |
Colton is a nobody, and has done nothing to indicate any human-shitstainistic qualities. Aaron Schock, for example, would be an actual human shitstain.
Also, there is no actual nakedness in this photoshoot. Hence, no verificatia of sizemeat.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 4, 2021 5:07 PM |
R39, he looks like his pooper is dirty all the time.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 4, 2021 6:59 PM |
Other than the earrings he looks like every other clone who understands how perilously close she is to the wrong side of 40.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 4, 2021 7:03 PM |
There is no wrong side to 40. There's only LIFE and DEATH.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 4, 2021 7:08 PM |
Why is this fool posing like Gollum in #4 and #9? Moron.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 4, 2021 7:35 PM |
I don't know why but I want to say he looks like a goober.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 4, 2021 7:38 PM |
But yes, Aaron Shock is infinitely worse than this guy. This guy just doesn't seem particularly bright but he's not evil. Shock on the other hand voted against gay rights while being one himself. And he never really apologized for this cunty actions. And then he expected the love and support of the gay community!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 4, 2021 7:42 PM |
^ Oh, that's appropriate. Freak.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 4, 2021 7:54 PM |
He’s got a nice body. He’s fairly good looking. But his fame who ring is a complete turnoff.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 4, 2021 7:57 PM |
He seems dumb as a rock but where do you get “shitstain” from, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 4, 2021 8:07 PM |
dark blonds that are hairy are sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 4, 2021 8:13 PM |
I can already see in those photos the disaster that is going to be Fat Colton Underwood.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 4, 2021 8:41 PM |
Aaron Schocks Past is Colton Underwood Present is Pete Buttigiegs Future....Pete is going to find his inner Hollywood Whoreness--probably in about 3 years.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 5, 2021 2:53 AM |
Like all these guys who come out, they know their commercial value for a straight audience is nil so they quickly try to drum up a gay fan base.
They take a bunch of shirtless photos (because apparently that’s all we need) in an effort to become a gay icon of sorts.
Sadly, he doesn’t have any other talent because being gay only gets you so far on its own
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 5, 2021 3:04 AM |
The pics are sexy… so what?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 5, 2021 3:05 AM |
I came for ass and was left disappointed.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 5, 2021 3:06 AM |
He is a media whore, possibly a Trumptard but those of you calling him ugly sound like ugly old hags who type fat.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 5, 2021 4:38 AM |
He comes off far far better than a lot of the bitter queens in this thread.
I'd rather hang out with him than some of the embittered queens dishing him here for really no good reason.
You all just come across as slightly unhinged to be essentially jealous of someone you don't know and has no bearing on your life.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 5, 2021 5:07 AM |
Naked isn't naked unless the cock, balls and ass make an appearance.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 5, 2021 5:13 AM |
Too hairy. And what's with the earrings? Despite face and height, I don't find him that ghewd-lewking
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 5, 2021 5:47 AM |
The caftan wearing brigade here are very picky.
Equally so the fem gays who too usually pollute these type of threads with their bitterness.
The blubber and swish in this thread is palpable.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 5, 2021 6:02 AM |
[quote] he looks like his pooper is dirty all the time.
He frequently talks about the fact that he always goes commando, and sleeps in the nude. So stains may be a part of his life.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 10, 2021 2:36 AM |
[quote]I'd rather hang out with him than some of the embittered queens dishing him here for really no good reason
Oh, we are sure that you would. We're also sure that he'd take a pass on that. Haha
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 10, 2021 10:46 AM |
Colton Underwood is SO sexy that I get the same excitment watching him and imagining him quite deep in me, as, say, you know when it's like your birthday, and your friends organize a chemsex party for you, and you're fucked and fisted by everybody but you CAN'T SEE, because of the blindfold ? He's THAT hot
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 10, 2021 12:16 PM |
Um, we’ll just say, ‘yup’ and move on.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 10, 2021 1:54 PM |
Colton Underwood is the living embodiment of a long yawn.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 10, 2021 2:03 PM |
OP is a fucking liar, he is not naked.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 10, 2021 2:10 PM |
I’ll vote for anyone I want to you fucking losers.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 10, 2021 2:14 PM |
"Underwood," you say? Is she a deviled ham heiress or a typewriter heiress?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 10, 2021 2:21 PM |
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