
Is it the haircut? Did he tone up? He looks really handsome these days.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 70 | July 17, 2020 10:47 PM |
He's decent looking OP and he was never ugly, just had one of those college kid "I have no idea where to get my hair cut now that my parents don't make me an appointment so I'm just going to let it grow" haircuts for way too long.
Put most guys in a tux and they look okay.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 19, 2016 2:17 AM |
He has a nice ass as well.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 2 | May 19, 2016 2:32 AM |
He does look good. Does anyone find Jorma Taccone alluring like I do?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 3 | May 19, 2016 2:35 AM |
R2 Bryan Hawn looks like he could be a prettier, younger brother of Andy Samberg.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 19, 2016 2:38 AM |
Andy's always been a sweetie.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 19, 2016 2:38 AM |
As long as he doesn't become Adam Sandler he can be attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 19, 2016 2:56 AM |
Friends who've worked on there set say he's huge in the pants.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 19, 2016 2:59 AM |
Andy Samberg was always hot as hell in his own nerdy way. Now he's growing into it very well. In 20 years, he'll have bifocals, stooped shoulders and a big fat ass.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 19, 2016 3:12 AM |
When was he not attractive?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 19, 2016 4:15 AM |
I've always wanted his dick in my box.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 19, 2016 4:15 AM |
"I'm On A Boat" - Classroom Instruments (w/ The Lonely Island)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 11 | May 19, 2016 4:21 AM |
He's actually my celebrity crush . Supposedly he's nude in his new movie Popstar.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 19, 2016 5:53 AM |
This what can happen when a great haircut controls JewFro!!!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 19, 2016 6:28 AM |
He's got a nice body. DAT ASS!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 19, 2016 6:29 AM |
He's not too bad sitting down. (From "Cuckoo")
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 15 | May 19, 2016 7:34 AM |
But when he stands up is when the problem arises.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 16 | May 19, 2016 7:36 AM |
It's the cocksucking mouth...
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 19, 2016 9:28 AM |
He looks decent enough, what pushes him to the top is his comedy goofball act.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 19, 2016 9:33 AM |
Looked like a high school science teacher at CinemaCon last month.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 19 | May 19, 2016 9:35 AM |
I think he's kinda dreamy actually.
[quote]But when he stands up is when the problem arises.
No. There is no problem. He's not an action hero, pop singer or Hollywood leading man. He's a comedian. There's no need for him to be ripped with a flat stomach. He makes fun of people like you and your gym obsession.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 19, 2016 10:46 AM |
In R16 he looks thick around the middle with love handles.
He is far too young for that to be happening yet.
But when he's in the yoga position he looks fine with a flat gut so I'm not sure what's going on.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 19, 2016 11:02 AM |
I've found him hot since Lazy Sunday, and love the crazy hair. He looks great around the 1:25 mark.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 23 | May 19, 2016 11:18 AM |
He has always been doughy and sexy. Yes that type exists. He wasn't a fat young man, just fleshy. He's probably normal and kind of small in volume in person. He has a pleasant face and is funny and successful and he's "game" and has a lot of energy. He's always been attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 19, 2016 1:14 PM |
He's attractive for a Jew, and that is saying a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 19, 2016 1:19 PM |
His looks won't curdle milk, but attractive? That's a fucking stretch.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 19, 2016 1:32 PM |
Always been attractive. Yes even the tres jew profile.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 29 | May 19, 2016 1:42 PM |
Andy and Chris Parnell, twinsies.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 30 | May 19, 2016 1:43 PM |
What do you delicate christians not find attractive about him? Lets see how good you look.
If Andy is straight, I bet plenty of women would love to have him.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 31 | May 19, 2016 1:45 PM |
Well he definitely did have that nose shaved down to fit his face better. Compare this pic to OPs
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 32 | May 19, 2016 2:10 PM |
Pity but if it works for him. What about his blowjob lips of yore?
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Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 34 | May 19, 2016 2:24 PM |
He's an attractive guy but he is just SO Jewish looking
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 19, 2016 2:26 PM |
r31 I'd love to date him.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 37 | May 19, 2016 2:28 PM |
Typical Jew, nothing to look at here.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 19, 2016 2:56 PM |
I think he is very sexy, love his lips.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 19, 2016 3:06 PM |
Lorne Michaels has a few types.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 41 | May 19, 2016 3:12 PM |
Yes, Jorma is cute....very sexy as Booth Jonathan in Girls.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 19, 2016 4:34 PM |
Don't watch SNL, so I never saw him during his time there. I actually discovered him via the online coverage when he was bystander during the Kelly Ripa/Judith Light throwdown on LIVE. Have to admit, I thought he was cute in an offbeat way! And since then, I've enjoyed him on BROOKLYN NINE NINE.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 19, 2016 4:42 PM |
R21 No one's suggesting he should have a "gym obsession." I even complemented his look in R15. But he's far too young to have a spare tire (imho). I'm only suggesting keeping 10lbs off around the middle, through better diet and some form of exercise -- not life in the gym.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 20, 2016 3:26 AM |
He's really cute as the gay brother/personal trainer in that Paul Rudd movie
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 20, 2016 3:36 AM |
I prefer him with curly hair
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 20, 2016 3:44 AM |
Is there an Average Jewish Guy Troll? Where is he when you need him?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 20, 2016 3:49 AM |
Have you seen him without his shirt on? He is pasty, lumpy and gross.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 20, 2016 3:54 AM |
R49, maybe if you only like big muscled model types.
From Brooklyn 99
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 50 | May 20, 2016 3:59 AM |
Very. That is the definition of "BFD." Big dick face. Where are the Instagram pix and sex videos?!?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 20, 2016 11:55 PM |
How big was the box he put his dick in?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 20, 2016 11:59 PM |
Excuse me. That would be "BDF!!"
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 22, 2016 8:48 PM |
Is he still hung like a horse?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 56 | May 22, 2016 9:00 PM |
He is disgusting. What the hell is wrong with you people? He has YELLOW teeth and lips the size of China. Dorky and you can just bet he has skidmarks and bad breath.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 22, 2016 9:01 PM |
He looks like he's had some subtle work done. He made a cameo in a video on last night's SNL, and when he first came on the screen it took a second to register who it was. He's definitely toned up and styled up, but there seems to be something else too. Maybe the eyes? Some Botox? Something.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 22, 2016 9:05 PM |
Are the tattoos he's sporting now real? They're numerous and awful.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 22, 2016 9:14 PM |
He has nice lips. The rest of him is OK I guess.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 22, 2016 10:35 PM |
He got a nice haircut and it looks like he is exercising and dieting. It has made him over. The shag was cute but dude is closing in on 40 and he needed a change. He looks more put together. It kinda looks like he is greying as well. very sexy
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 61 | May 22, 2016 10:51 PM |
I loved his long hair. He was sexy in a goofy way about ten years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 22, 2016 11:13 PM |
I've always found him attractive
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 22, 2016 11:28 PM |
He is hottest when he plays thuggish hip hop Bros. he's great at it too
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 22, 2016 11:32 PM |
His new movie Palm Springs is getting good reviews and looks like a fun watch. But I don't want to join Hulu just for that. I already subscribe to HBO, Netflix and Amazon Prime.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 68 | July 17, 2020 10:42 PM |
This 4 year old thread was bumped just to push a movie? Ridiculous.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 17, 2020 10:47 PM |
Any penis pics or bulge pics?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 17, 2020 10:47 PM |
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